a-dinosaur-a-day:
“secondlina:
“lemon-socks:
“ reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
”
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
”
I reblog the money pigeon because its a dinosaur
”

a-dinosaur-a-day:

secondlina:

lemon-socks:

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

I reblog the money pigeon because its a dinosaur

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positivity-rocks:

I hope July is kind to you. And I hope that this July, you are kind to yourself.

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lambergeier:

truly can’t believe the entire internet used to be about playing little games. it was about having adobe flash and playing little games on nick.com

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it’s SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn’t know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn’t get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it’s so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they’re learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they’re brand new. why didn’t i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it’s this easy?

it’s so easy. it’s so fucking easy.

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hungryfictions:

image

Franz Kafka’s Diaries, 1 July 1914

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staffs-secret-blog:

NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:

You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we’re going to blow your brains out

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the-sprock:

today reddit bumped off third party apps, Elon decided you can only read 600 twitter posts a day(!?), and YouTube is banning adblockers

tumblr, held together by hope and spit, presumed dead by many, really is one of the last decent media sites left standing

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tired–misu:

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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artiependragons:

frostgiants:

shift-to-vector-cannon-mode:

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

HERE IT IS

THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY

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medusasstory:

sexysilverstrider:

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

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